Of Colds and parasites and a little bit of grey matter.

Sometimes we let our intellect do the talking...One of those days when I had a chat with one of my friends Sandy...
To the unintiated these are two people well into their 20's and working in a software firm.Infact the chat takes
place in the office.It started with her comment on my status message:"Why so serious"

'She' is sandy and 'me' is me(just to give u a taste of what to expect).


She: im not serious
:D
im having a bad cold
:(
me: so u have a serious cold?
:)
she: :D yes
;D
me: so u r serious
:D
she: no my cold is serious
hee hee
me: but the cold is urs
she: no the cold is not mine
its a parasite which has taken control over my nose without my
permission and is doing me harm
me: so the parasite is not urs
she: no its not mine
me: but it has given u sthng which is urs
the cold
she: no, it has given me something of its own
me: the parasite didnt get the cold ryt?
agrees
she: the cold is the parasite's, not mine
me: agreed
but now tat belongs to u
so it has become urs
she: no it does not belong to me
me: so sandhya has 'caught cold'
she: chan dinon ka mehmaan hai bas
me: the parasite hasnt 'caught cold'
she: its not mine forvere
me: yeah but for the moment it is urs
she: that parasite created the cold
so ideally the cold is the parasite's child
:D
no its not mine even now
it will always be the parasite's
me: u contradicting urself
even if smbdy has a child
she: no im not, dont try to confuse me
me: the child can be adopted by smbdy else
nd then it belongs to tat smbdy else
she: ive not adopted it
the parasite is using his won child to harm me
there is no question of adption or belonging here
me: u r possessed by tat cold at the moment nd so unable to think logically
the cold is urs
and u r the cold's
she: ITS NOT
me: after some time there will be another cold child
nd that child cold will catch smbdy else
and possess tat person
u have become a terror for the society
u shud be put behind the bars
:D
she: nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: see
she: yeah but atleast I'M not serious
my cold is
me: u r shouting abnormally
she: i finally proved my point, no matter what you say
me: ok temme sthng
she: hmmm
me: i'll just copy paste ur last chat
she: why?????????
me: my cold is, i finally proved my point, no matter what you say
u said 'my cold'
she: crap, arre yaar, thats a mistake
me: so point proved
she: i swear
i was typing something else to plessy, im chatting with her
to wo my wahan se aaya hai
yaar
its not proved
me: point proved
she: typo's do not prove anything
no ITS NOT
me: mistake or nomistake
my
Adjective1. of, belonging to, or associated with the speaker or writer (me):
brb, call

And there it ended with me going to attend a call.